I plan on sleeping in

For the past week I've been living the life of a Stay At Home Daughter. My responsibilities have included visiting family, shopping, and finding my mother's handbag, car keys, or cell phone, one of which she loses every time we attempt to leave the house. I also have to maintain the web of lies my mother has created regarding her purchase of a 10 lb box of blueberries, her second such purchase in 2 weeks. I'm not a very good liar, but Celeen was adamant that Randy not realize the 10 lb box of blueberries in the fridge was in fact purchased by my mother for consumption in their home. This is one of the most sane requests my mother has ever asked of me in my entire life, ever.

My privileges have included sleeping at any time of day or night for any length of time, and eating handful after handful of blueberries.